When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u
does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it
I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
*looks at white child*
white child: *sucks out your soul*
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